Technology



Robots to train accountants

Terrifying Robot Helps Accountants

Scientists at MIT have developed a humanoid robot designed to train accountants in human interaction. This terrifying construct is meant to ease accountants into the intricacies of human speech and expression. The goal is to…


the internet is running low on disk space

The Internet is Low on Disk Space

The internet has received a warning that it is approaching the storage limits for its existing disk drive. This warning has not appeared since the Great Upgrade of the new millennium following a similar crisis…


feral man is studied

Scientists Discover Feral Man in Australia

Scientists venturing deep into the wilderness of Queensland, Australia have discovered a feral man that has puzzled the entire scientific community. This man appears to be an engineering savant, able to construct and use primitive…


man vs machine

UNFOLDING: Machine Fights Men On TV

A computer machine created by Integrated Business Machines, IBM, is about to take on two reigning champions on national television. The winner will be declared the supreme ruler of the free world. The battle will…