the internet is running low on disk space

The Internet is Low on Disk Space

The internet has received a warning that it is approaching the storage limits for its existing disk drive. This warning has not appeared since the Great Upgrade of the new millennium following a similar crisis…


feral man is studied

Scientists Discover Feral Man in Australia

Scientists venturing deep into the wilderness of Queensland, Australia have discovered a feral man that has puzzled the entire scientific community. This man appears to be an engineering savant, able to construct and use primitive…


you can grow fruit hybrids from home

Fruit Hybrids Grown in Your Own Home

Fruit is an important part of a healthy diet. They are often full of needed nutrients and fiber. However, not all fruits are created equal. Some are rich in one vitamin, while others are lacking in the same….


cats are assholes

PROOF Cats Are A**holes

A definitive study from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology has proven that all cats are a**holes. Every cat. No exceptions. The data was gathered over ten years, involving over 4,000 cats. Each cat was thoroughly…


man vs machine

UNFOLDING: Machine Fights Men On TV

A computer machine created by Integrated Business Machines, IBM, is about to take on two reigning champions on national television. The winner will be declared the supreme ruler of the free world. The battle will…